What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
You keep the peace they get everything else
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it
The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking
Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
