If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats
Natural disaster was always an act of God With climate change we’ve made it our own
God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…
The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
