You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

We all know what time it is– It’s time to get to work Unless it’s Shabbos Which is timeless Making Shabbos the whole

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice