Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet

You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy