Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…