The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots