He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious