The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…
Every time I’ve totally lost it It was because I feared I had lost control But they can imprison you, torture… And yet they can’t take your self-…
My curated self has asked me for a divorce
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
Breathe in not out
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
In sci-fi movies They predict future crimes Arresting the accused Before they can start Much less finish
I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray
You Can’t Be Seen On
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
