My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…

It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four