Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat
You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work
It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God
In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic
