It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong