I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

If human beings are to survive it will be as cyborgs where AI does all the thinking and we supply all the feeling with the caveat that

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

The internet is king And every social media post the sw… Screening out anyone who sees in t… The red flag of totalitarianism And only letting through

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste