Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored