Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole