When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made
I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type
When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
