In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought