Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere