With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…