A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
Never Win Anything
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it