John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…
Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children
The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror
Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours
If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
