Once abandoned You may as well approach life– Meaning God– With reckless abandon Because what have you got to lose

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

Jews are great at sales But we don’t proselytize Because the one thing Jews are so… God’s Torah– Is not for sale

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

People tend to be wrong and through their errors get closer to the truth This is known as freedom The most sacred narratives