In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground
If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you
If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan
Breathe in not out
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
