Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell

According to AI Sartre’s concept of nausea describ… “The feeling of dread that arises when someone perceives inanimate o… as encroaching on their sense of s…

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump