It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

Change is unknown territory And materialism is the attempt To map the entire territory So that nothing can change Cyberspace then takes the frozen t…

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved