Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…