The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves
There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until
One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly
The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time
In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
