Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

Because we know we must die and that survival depends on belonging we all live in fear

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…