If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God