When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending

So often Human beings go From needing the respect Of being noticed with attention To wanting the respect

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible