By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?