A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

People are afraid of change so they change with the times

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it

If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…