When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five