Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true