They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

The greatest strength is the willi… To critically examine your weaknes… The Torah is a tool For critically examining your weak… So that you might be strengthened

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade