Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line

Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

If you fear God Then you will turn your attention… At various times each day Coming to learn that the fear of… Is the fear of losing your connect…

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the