God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there
I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game
Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…
No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing
