Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl
Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny
You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
