Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
Never Win Anything
The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
Serve (one another) and Play (together)