Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you
The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure
I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat
To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain