My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
Nation-states are for the embodied Bodies are for souls Souls need everything in moderatio… Cyberspace is for cyborgs Cyborgs are for real
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
It’s always darkest before the yawn
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
God is the world’s only super-bower
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
