As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears
I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
