If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

We talk about current times But time is a current That gives us our power We hate death Seeing it as the loss of all power

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!