She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

Archaeologists have looked and loo… But what if the Earth itself is o… And our universe the flood of dark… As we inhabit story within story w… In an infinite fractal

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade