Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location
Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…
Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction
Love may never win but love always ties
The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come
