I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

I don’t get mad I get odd

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time