Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is