It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval

To take control Over human beings’ bodies You need only establish regulation Over the reward systems in their b… Because doing this for yourself

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

“A voice called out in the wildern… Clearing the way of the Lord Straightening a road in the desert For our God” Listen closely–

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines