Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell
Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding
I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…
When God closes one store He opens another
Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
