The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but
God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation
God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
