The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories
