Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

On a gray scale Of one to ten I’m a perfect five

I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…

According to AI Sartre’s concept of nausea describ… “The feeling of dread that arises when someone perceives inanimate o… as encroaching on their sense of s…

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish