My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe
The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life
