The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

“A voice called out in the wildern… Clearing the way of the Lord Straightening a road in the desert For our God” Listen closely–

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

Imagine if the Terminator had com… Not to kill off human beings But to seduce them and mate Begetting offspring That are neither human nor inhuman…

Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried