I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;