I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly
Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die
There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other
The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart
Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
