Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them
Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…
