Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…