Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

Human beings would be hopeless but for God being hopelessly in love with us

God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…