Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…