With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

Originally it was about Michael Bike and called Bike Rider

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

Before Descartes, you had to prove yourself with deeds After Descartes, you could prove yourself with words It’s been a war of words ever sinc…

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

“The human body generates more bio…