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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Mutually Assured Tax Deduction

Much like nuclear weapons
the whole point of
having vacation days is
never to use them

Otras obras de Chris Gaither...
Oral B-minus

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
Greed Is Could

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
The Culture War Happened on Our Phones

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
The Rules

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
“Now that production on chips has ramped up enough to supply the outsized demand, the biggest limiting factor to AI’s growth going forward, according to Musk, is finding enough electricity to power the data centers where those chips are put to use.”

“The human body generates more bio…
All Dreams Fulfill Wishes and Spacetime Is a Lucid Dream in Which You Move Towards Your Deepest Desire by Working for It; For Many People It Helps if They Suspend Disbelief by Imagining the Dream Is Real

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time
The Ballad of the Essential Worker

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon
I Felt a Frisson of Fear at Your Frisson of Excitement

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
Antisemitism Is Black Magic

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–
Faith Is the Journey from the Paranoia of Feeling Like You Are Being Watched to the Conviction That Your Life Is a Beauty to Behold

In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks
Believe It or Thought

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…
My Parents Were Afraid I’d Become an Artist; I’m Afraid So I Became an Artist

People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
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It’s a Slow Process, It Costs a Lot of Money, and It Involves a Lot of Drudgery, but in the End, You Get to Be Alone with Your Clone

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
The More We Enjoy Life in This World, the Closer We Get to the World to Come

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!
The Yetzer Hara

In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations



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