The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…
We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
A triangle is the strongest shape So, it would stand to reason That a love triangle Is the strongest form of love It is and it isn’t
One love, many games One light, many flames One end, many aims One heart, many claims One story, many frames
Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
Moses was both the greatest and th… Because he compared himself Not to his fellow man– An act which makes you smaller and… But to God
