Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

Anselm’s ontological proof fails at proving the existence of God; there is no way around a leap of f… Instead, it proves that human bein… are incapable of accessing God’s m…

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

Chapter 1- Defense Mechanisms, an… We all defend ourselves– If you are unprepared to defend yo… It just means that Your defense is unconscious

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face