Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
