The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–