People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths

Life itself is depthless As in shallow and superficial Life and death are depthless As in unfathomably deep

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be